Motherhood later

How to Get Through Labor and Manage Your Newborn (A very simplified version)

This post is for the women who are thinking about, in the process of becoming or just had a kid at our wise old ages of 35-45.  An extremely simplified guide- So… Labor and preparing for baby.  Holy mother of god, that’s scary to think about.  Let’s talk turkey- 1.  LABOR: Is it gonna kill… Continue reading How to Get Through Labor and Manage Your Newborn (A very simplified version)

Motherhood later

Relax: You’re not too old and you’re not gonna die any time soon

Ok old moms.  You know you’ve thought these things. “I could have a heart attack and die at any time.” “What if I get cancer and she has to take care of me.”  “What if he has to quit college because he doesn’t want me going into a nursing home.”  Chill the f’ out.  You’re… Continue reading Relax: You’re not too old and you’re not gonna die any time soon