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Motherhood later

Relax: You’re not too old and you’re not gonna die any time soon

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Ok old moms.  You know you’ve thought these things. “I could have a heart attack and die at any time.” “What if I get cancer and she has to take care of me.”  “What if he has to quit college because he doesn’t want me going into a nursing home.”  Chill the f’ out.  You’re… Continue reading Relax: You’re not too old and you’re not gonna die any time soon

Motherhood later

Motherhood: The Most Difficult Job on the Planet (that you can do in your pajamas)

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One of my favorite stand up comics Bill Burr has a bit that pokes fun at Oprah for saying on her show, “being a mom is the most difficult job on the planet.”  He rails against this, citing coal miners and roofers as examples of jobs that just might be harder (and does so in… Continue reading Motherhood: The Most Difficult Job on the Planet (that you can do in your pajamas)